As a wedding enthusiast, I love anything and everything beautiful, especially the feeling a bride gets once she’s found the perfect dress, but outside of my wedding adventures, I am not a very serious person, and being the open minded person that I am, I like to use the *F* word quite often…I mean, sometimes. Can you fucking believe what these brides are wearing? Are you kidding me? I LOVE it!! Thank you to each and every one of these brides for having the confidence to choose a dress that is completely out of one’s mind. Ok, so let’s make fun of these dresses. Here we go:
Technically, is this considered a dress? I’m kind of hoping it might be a pair of shorts:
Creative is an understatement for this dress, but I can’t imagine what year in the future this will be in style:
Taking body paint to a whole new level. You’ve got to hand it to her, though. I wish I had that kind of confidence:
These are definitely the sexiest wedding dresses I’ve ever seen. I mean, come on, what groom wouldn’t want to walk down the isle to see this sexy spillage? If only the dress on the right had the low cut top of the dress on the left, that would make for the perfect romantic wedding dress:
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These are sexy, too, but they could have taken some advice from the brides above and put some curves on those figures:
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I know that 2012 is calling for a more colorful wedding palate, but I had no idea that a bigger version of the trendy 1983 prom dress was the latest thing. And, what about this American flag wedding dress? What are your thoughts? Although I am a very patriotic American, I’m thinking that I’ve never seen a bride wear it, so what the fuck were the designers thinking wasting their time and effort on such a declaration of a dress:
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Oh look, we are back to sexy again. I can’t decide which one I like more. I mean, the one on the left is really flattering for a mother-to-be, and yet the one on the right has such an elegant pearl necklace that really pulls the look together:
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If you’ve read any of my any other wedding posts, you already know that I’m a big fan of anything vintage (a big trend for 2012) but, come on! Put a little bit of the 21st century into your dress. This is almost scary:
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Wait, don’t forget these:
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And these, too:
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